Ass mask

When you do oral sex to a woman from the back placing your mouth in her vagina and your nose in her ass

ass mask hey Jenny I want an ass mask from rob

by Willsituate February 14, 2015

Cabinet ass

A Twitter drawing of an arcade cabinet from lemon demon's song cabinet man with its fat ass out

"I love cabinet ass"

by Cabinetasslover April 12, 2021

Conservation Of Ass

The Conservation Of Ass is an Iron Law of the video-game streaming universe, it is when a streamers skill is solely based on the amount of audio there microphone picks up. Such as, mouse clicks or the rapid spam of there keyboard so the louder the noises the worse that individual is at the specific game they are playing.

Jesse: This streamer i'm watching is so obnoxious, he's bad and his microphone picks up everything he does.

Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass

by Shmeat Your Maker May 23, 2018

Enormo-Ass

A gigantic ass that is disproportionate for the body it is attached to.

Dude, that ass looks like a VW bug being held up by a set of toothpicks. That's an enormo-ass

by Thanks Pete January 13, 2008

jazz ass

The high, tight and firm ass achieved through vigorous jazzercise classes. Jazz ass is particularly sculpted during jazz squares, hops, plies and grapevine moves. Jazz ass may also be used to refer to the deep pain in the ass muscles following these activities.

"Wow that babe has a banging jazz ass!"
"I better have jazz ass after all the shit I had to do in that class".
"Oh my god I have painful jazz ass this week thanks to the new instructor".

by Gottalaughgirl November 24, 2013

boat ass

A condition which causes extreme itching of the ass cheeks, usually from being a giant pussy and sitting down while you fish. This condition is often confused with bleacher butt which is caused from being at a boring sporting event in which you ass itches from sitting down too much.

You better get up and fish before you get boat ass!

by cojudi August 28, 2014

what in the ass

"what in the ass" can be said, and meant for many things. My head translates it to... "what in the hell" simpler terms, "what in the world". It's just funnier being said "what in the ass". You don't only have to use "what in the ass" but also ending statements with ass. This is generally something to add to your conversation to make it more funny and original.

1) friend ches: Did you know I have synesthesia? (response) friend Jeffrey: What in the ass??
2) When you lose a game..."aw that game sucked ass."
3) other scenarios: "That was such ass."

by chesknowseverythingokay October 17, 2018