Semen-Free Zone

A person who is not interested in having semen on, in, or around their person.

Lindsey is grossed out by jizz; she is a semen-free zone!

by Teragram November 11, 2010

sucker free zone

to be without haters, area without suckers

Positive and progressive people mentally live in sucker free zones.

by evun.com February 05, 2014

set the tadpoles free

To ejaculate,cum,spunk,shoot your muck

milly: i was wanking ferociously to a picture of biggles naked because i needed to set the tadpoles free.
Adam: yeah you will get blue balls if you let your spooge build up too much paul.
tadpoles resemble sperm under a microscope which is why this saying is used

by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015

free smiley faces

fucking masterpieces of art. unfortunately, free-smiley(-faces).de is dead, so conservation efforts are ongoing. Consider checking out r/freesmiley for some good free smiley faces.

free smiley faces.de was a great website. It's sad to see it gone.

by chefanthony April 20, 2021

free base

Someone who is slipped a roofie, and will most likely not remember what happened when they awaken.

Fundo: Everybody!! That slut I slipped the roofie to fell asleep. Free base for everyone. I got third!!

by authOOr June 28, 2006

free real estate

Someone that is easy, someone that is easy to lay, DTF

Sophia has slept with everyone, that ho is free real estate.

by GMRMOM April 01, 2018

free-range cougar

A cougar you meet outdoors (100% organic) or in a setting that otherwise does not restrict her movement, as opposed to one you meet in a club or at a bar (ie - a "cougar conservation park").

"I'm sick of the same old cougars we see at happy hour - they come with so much baggage and seem so desperate. Meeting one while hiking or at the beach is the better move. That's where the sexy, healthy free-range cougars are."

by JT Amish August 02, 2009