Devious Ethan

Devious Ethan is a guy who is slowly but surely becoming Walter White. After he completes his xray machine, he will surely develop cancer, and will thus far turn to becoming the king pin of a drug cartel to fund his leukemia. With his pre-established (and very lacking) knowledge of chemistry, he will eventually cook the best meth in the world.

"Devious Ethan just broke into my house and stole my microwave."
"You're what?"
"My microwave."

by born to poop, forced to wipe November 29, 2022

Ethan is gae

Ethan is really, really , really, incredibly, extremely, and definitely gae

bro, did u hear, Ethan is gae

by BanRangedTopsPLS March 28, 2022

ethan andrew lee samuels

a W👽

ethan andrew lee samuels is a Winner. he’s a fully fledged W.

by andbfkfbbf May 04, 2022

ethan coomber

Ethan coomber is my ex but I still love him I'm better then his new gf cuz I'm prettier

Ily ethan coomber

by Xxx_cutiepie_xxX July 21, 2024

Ethan pratte

The hottest guy I’ve ever seen... he has the biggest dick... and it tastes so good💦. I wanna fuck him all the time. He is the sweetest and most romantic guy you will ever meet. He will get dat booty to.

Even my mom likes Ethan pratte

by Jdjjdjskskx March 29, 2018

Kaylee and ethan

The best friends forver

I wish I was Kaylee and ethan

by Toddysir September 25, 2020

Kaylee and ethan

The bsfs for life, the inseparable bond, the two that act flirty but just wanna stay bsfs Bc its cooler, Ethan thinks kaylees sexy and hot

And Kaylee thinks Ethan is also hot and sexy

They are soulmate bsfs and when ones down the other one always knows how to cheer they other one up

Dang is that Kaylee and Ethan, man I wish I had a bsf ship like they do

by Toddysir September 25, 2020