you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned

Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???

by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022

Tortilla ears

When your ears are not stiff and not as floppy as an elephants ears.

Brad: Yo cuh your ears are flopping like a dam bird with this crazy wind.

Cuh: My Mexican American grandmother called them tortilla ears and would punish me cause of them.

Brad: how so??

Cuh: she would pour al pastor meat on them and make her dog lick them off my ears in front of the retirement home crew .

Brad: that's wild.

Cuh: word.

by Old man mechanic ass December 4, 2025

ear rape

taylor swift = ear rape

*friend puts on taylor swift

me: omg turn that off it’s ear rape!

by chickenball6969 August 31, 2023

flame kiss earring

To lightly singe the earlobe of another.

I asked Dave if he wanted a flame kiss earring. He shrugged and agreed, so I burned him with my bic.

by Don's Johnson March 12, 2021

A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

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A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.

by InterpersonalCommunication March 5, 2025

flip ear

When a budogg's ears are flipped inside out. Usually happens while sleeping or hanging out the car window.

That budogg has got some dangerous flip ear!!

by budogg2010 April 20, 2010

Blue Ear

Starting a sentence or topic of sorts and either not finishing it or being overly cryptic. Similar to blue balling but relating to your sense of hearing rather than being cut off from a euphoric feeling in your genitals.

Guy 1: Yeah I know right? Like have you heard about the time when Marquese was out with Axel and they total...
Girl 1: HEY! It's time to go! We'll be late!
Guy 1: Okay! Ummm... I'll finish the story later dude...
Guy 2: Cmooooon! You legit loving blue earing me don't you!

by Tenchy January 29, 2018