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Narcissist ass douchebag

"Dude, David is such a fucking Narcissist ass douchebag !!"
by bitchyghost September 30, 2018
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cock-a-doodle douchebag

A totally random dude who thinks his opinions outweigh all others, making him somehow better than anyone, but really he's just a troll in expensive shoes living off someone else's money.
Dude thinks he's so wise with the way he loves dumping his opinion everywhere, but we all know he's a cock-a-doodle douchebag.
by Rachiepants September 1, 2019
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The Ultimate Douchebag

Someone who says stupid shit online and then proceeds to beg for money as if they didn’t just piss off a bunch of people
She said she hates men and then she plugged her OnlyFans. She is The Ultimate Douchebag
by DR@90N May 28, 2020
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Dollar store douchebag

To be a very low or poor quality douchebag
I met this guy the other night that seemed real nice at first but he turned out to be a Dollar store douchebag!
by LSCSnow2021 September 14, 2021
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Tim's douchebaggery

An act of a Chief executive officer, Head of marketing or a Financial officer in a company, that sets prices for their products exceedingly high to extract maximal value from customers, knowing that the company they work for is a monopolist within a very narrowly defined market and thus subjected to limited actual competition, while making it hard for authorities to enact anti-monopoly policies and lower prices for consumers through regulation.
Wow, the prices of these laptops are so high, they border on Tim's douchebaggery!
Such unusually high profits for a company in that market must surely be a sign of Tim's douchebaggery.
by slice17 October 21, 2021
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First Class Douchebag

A very rich person, usually referred as the upper class, or first class, who is a major douchebag. Basically the stereotype for a rich person.
Dude, we get it, you’re rich, but you don’t have to be a first class douchebag
by boomergee. June 29, 2022
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Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
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