crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.
by and2 October 27, 2012

by NotAnAndy March 4, 2011

Guy #1:Dude I was at the my Grandmothers funeral and and i wanted to start doing the Sowers
Guy #2:Man that is sick
Guy #2:Man that is sick
by xIRON HORSEMANx December 9, 2010

Winning £10,000 gambling only to wake up the next morning with nothing left but a half eaten kebab and a world of regret.
by MikeRoss99 August 2, 2018

Fred- "Boy did you see that fox at the bar last night"
Tom- "Yeah, you could've her without any effort, shes a total dickle do!"
Tom- "Yeah, you could've her without any effort, shes a total dickle do!"
by maripoopo1223 January 1, 2008

Refusing to do what’s needed in a serious situation with disastrous consequences, due to baseless overconfidence and wanting to avoid proving your critics right.
Refers to New South Wales Liberal premier Gladys Berejiklian’s refusal to lock down Sydney, to avoid giving political points to the Victorian Labor premier Daniel Andrews. Her failure to lock down in response to the highly contagious and deadly Delta strain of coronavirus has instead lead to a months-long protracted lockdown and lives lost, which could have been avoided by locking down fora short time in the first place.
Refers to New South Wales Liberal premier Gladys Berejiklian’s refusal to lock down Sydney, to avoid giving political points to the Victorian Labor premier Daniel Andrews. Her failure to lock down in response to the highly contagious and deadly Delta strain of coronavirus has instead lead to a months-long protracted lockdown and lives lost, which could have been avoided by locking down fora short time in the first place.
We told him to get a proper mechanic instead of doing a DIY job, but he insisted on doing a Gladys and now the dipstick needs to buy a whole new engine.
by AussieNerd August 4, 2021

by Greasy rocket July 31, 2011
