datemare

a date so bad you shudder with bad flash backs.

my date with Al was so bad I had datemares for days.

by CC Burke January 20, 2009

Dateline bait

a girl who is so young that if you tried to date her, you would be on the next episode of Datelines "To Catch a Predator"

i went to my girl friends house to get laid, but i got busted. turns out she was dateline bait.

by cragman July 22, 2010

smug dater

when someone apprciates their own relationship to the point that it makes everyone around them want to throw up

dude frank is always boasting about his girlfriend analyse, hes a smug dater.

by whitepowerboy December 4, 2009

datemaster

An object such as a club or brick used to get a girl in the mood for romance.

The Datemaster 9000 is an aluminum bat with an optional foam silencer.

The Datemaster 750 SS is the old school Louisville slugger.

Things got off to a rocky start with Cinnamon, but after I reached behind the couch and grabbed my datemaster it was bing, bang, boom let's go back to my room.

by buckfutter November 9, 2004

Dateslexia

A very common condition in which a person gets their dates mixed up.

Husband: Sorry I forgot our anniversary yesterday dear I thought it was next week.

Wife: Well you have recently been diagnosed with dateslexia so I forgive you!

by punch!uation November 23, 2010

Datemaster

Also known as get you a Barry. When you have successfully mastered the art of dating multiple women throughout the day and a minimum of 12 dates a week in multiple states.

Girl i met this datemaster he takes me on dates everywhere even jamaica. You better get you a Barry like me

by Alldeez August 4, 2016

daterrius

Strong,very skilled fighter, loves harder then most and in Latin terms mean God of war

Dang you a Lil Daterrius

by No one known me March 14, 2017