A swollen and irritated anus caused by any number of maladies, including anal sex, greasy bowel movements, or dirty thongs. Also used metaphorically to imply being beaten down my life's injustices, as in "my boss is such a dick. I need a drink cuz the work week left my corn chapped and swollen."
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This is the legendary meticulous act of peeing in your girlfriend’s butt. It also can be done with a drunken girl who does not expect a thing. This act should be done only by professionals. However, it is usually just talked a lot about over some beer
Legend holds that Stees actually peed in his college girl friends butt once. However as myths and wise tails usefully go. The Golden Corn hole was created with lots of KB and good Colorado microbrews. “Hey Amy can I pee in your butt”, Andy said after his 14th beer. This later has been called the golden corn hole which every guy must admit has thought of going to a girl in his lifetime.
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The redneck river people were so hungry, they filled their floating tubes full of river corn for an afternoon snack.
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