by qu_inn April 10, 2021
He offered to give her a coffe made by West Virginia coffee stirring by stirring her coffee with his penis.
by Coffee stirring January 30, 2018
An incredibly rare and difficult sexual maneuver in which the male (or penised female) inserts 15 coffee beans into their rectum. Meanwhile, the partner positions themselves at a 45 degree angle (head down) in the north corner of the largest room in the house. A funnel is then placed in their anus while the male or penised female deposits the coffee beans into funnel, therefore filling up the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot. Great for both large family get-togethers or small dinner parties.
“Guys I can’t go jogging today. I got the ol Venezuelan Coffee Pot last night and I still can’t walk or sneeze.”
by DeezNuuuutz September 02, 2019
Similar to other sex acts known as coffee filter but with a dramatic twist reusing the undies for an actual coffee filter
Charl: I was giving Davit a real coffee filter with the Taco Bell I had eaten and stained up my tighty whities good. After our sexual frenzy was over I washed out the tighty whities and since they were already stained I used them to filter my coffee grounds in the percolator because I had run out of paper ones.
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
Winks: sounds like you invented the Keyser Coffee Filter. A nice mix of poo and dark roast caffeine!
by Esterlino Dorado February 18, 2022
Karen walks into a coffee shop and demands a regular coffee and asks for the manager when she doesn’t get “Karen’s coffee order
by The Crabb November 23, 2020
A friendly ghost that was brought to life on September 21, 2021. Coffee Black not only shows outstanding qualities of leadership and perseverance, he is a very personable ghost, and likes to party as well. All of this being said, Coffee is a big fan of the ladies, and let's just say the ladies are a big fan of him. Whether he is getting twerked on, punched on, or being inflated, CB always keeps his poker face. Coffee is not like other ghosts, Black protects us year round. As our incorporeal friend says, "I am here for a ghoul-d time, not a long time." Thank you Coffee, we love you and will always be here for you.
Person A: "Hey guys, what's Coffee Black up to?"
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha
by coffeeblack31 February 05, 2022
by Penbutt er September 07, 2018