julianne nemec. a dumb person who always says the most completely obvious things that a third grader would slap their forehead at.
(name withheld to protect identity):"hey, did you hear about the jesse jackson tumblers?"
julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"
(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."
julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"
(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."
by qrimminton qrimmeilidon May 14, 2009
A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.
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by pickledfebruary May 20, 2005
A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.
Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.
by PeaTearGriffin March 27, 2005
likes any girl he sees if she is fine or got ass will bend head of heels for her to just to get sends paragraphs, write songs about her, but doesn’t even talk to her in public, and won’t even pull the girl and just be getting played, and is also a home wrecker will wreck and relationship but doesn’t even pull the girl and just be her lil play thing.
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