Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself
by bnhbao April 28, 2025
Get the Paul's breakfast mug.The Breakfast Question or How Would You Have Felt If You Hadn't Eaten Breakfast? is a bait question and a counterfactual conditional that references a 4chan story of a grad student who allegedly performed IQ research on convicts at San Quentin State Prison. During the research, individuals with low IQ struggled to simulate the hypothetical situation in their minds, instead answering that they did have breakfast. Online, the question has been used in internet arguments as a conspicuous way to indicate that one's opponent is unintelligent, while the posts have often been referenced in memes.
>How would you have felt yesterday evening if you hadn't eaten breakfast or lunch?
>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.
>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?
>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.
>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?
>I don't understand the question.
> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate
>What do you mean? I did eat breakfast and lunch.
>Yes, but if you had not, how would you have felt?
>Why are you saying that I didn't eat breakfast? I just told you that I did.
>Imagine that you hadn't eaten it, though. How would you have felt?
>I don't understand the question.
> You seem to be failing the breakfast question, mate
by bertyhell May 19, 2025
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Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
Definition:
A wildly over-complicated, theatrical explanation meant to distract from a simple lie, mistake, or inconvenient truth. Often full of unnecessary details, emotional sidetracks, and implausible logic, it’s used when someone could’ve just said, “I messed up,” but instead built a three-act play with puppets and smoke machines.
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“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”
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“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”
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“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
“Spare me the breakfast machine and just tell me you were with your ex.”
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“That whole story was a damn breakfast machine. I stopped believing it at step four when the dog allegedly called 911.”
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“She couldn’t just say she was late—she gave me a breakfast machine involving a flat tire, a sick aunt, and Mercury in retrograde.”
by Angee Maree May 29, 2025
Get the Breakfast Machine mug.Also known as the Biggie Smalls Breakfast. A T-Bone steak, with a side of Cheese Eggs, and a glass of Grape Juice. All grape juices qualify, but Welch's Grape juice is preferred. Known for being enjoyed by the Notorious Biggie Smalls. Not necessarily eaten for breakfast.
Me and that girl from the club were on the way to the 'telly, but we was hungry, so we stopped by this nice restaurant and I got me a Biggie Breakfast.
by Izzy Smalls June 13, 2025
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What do you mean it's not a real breakfast, urban dictionary calls it a 'gen z breakfast' so it has to be real!
by No psuedonym required December 23, 2022
Get the gen z breakfast mug.A cheap “breakfast” that CEOs and managers get their employees, paid for with their corporate credit card, and with a copy of the receipt to give to the company so that they can get reimbursed, because god forbid you spend 1/100,000th of your yearly salary on your staff to show that you actually give a rats ass about them. Typically purchased from whichever donut shop is the cheapest (and on their way to work so they don’t need to use an extra $0.90 of gas), this meal is comprised of donuts and/or muffins, fruits, toast, and coffee.
CEO: On Monday we will feature a continental breakfast for the first time in two years to show you all how much we appreciate your hard work that you prioritize over spending time with your family so that you can still afford to pay rent.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023
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