blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.
Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.
by Zonal K September 19, 2019
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Blasted Fun Time

The act of getting stoned as shit before going to plaster fun time
"Me and the Mrs had fun day. We had some lunch, walked through the park, then we decided to go have some blasted fun time. we smoked 3 bowls each in the car before we went in. everyone looked at us like we were crazy but we had a good time"
by DameonSpawn September 06, 2016
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Gender Blasting

Publicly assuming someone’s gender. Usually an offense tactic used by conservatives to disrupt the liberal agenda.
The nurse gender blasted Kourtney’s new born by saying “its a boy!”

Alex was gender blasted when the bouncer said that "only females are allowed in after 1." since Alex identifies as a female.

Gender blasting
by MYTHBOY July 08, 2019
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Dad Blast

Dad blast is where you just mash the start button and take whatever minutes you get.
Stick your head in the microwave for 4:30. Low level dad blast should kill it and there's a 0.3% chance you'll get super powers.
by FORWARDS0G December 27, 2019
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Buffalo Blast

The act of ejaculating on to you or your partners buffalo wings for extra flavor
Want me to buffalo blast your wings baby?
by buffybill August 02, 2018
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blasting my mind

I was blasting my mind all day today.
by emit June 11, 2008
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