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Ass bandit

1. Like an Idaho Patato (Eric Bourassa)
1. Damn that ass bandit be wyl homo, over the fudge-cocky, son!
by Idaho Pa Tato January 25, 2005
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blowpop-bandits

a group of 6 tp'ing, waynes world liking,tickling girls....who are EXCELLENT at tp'ing...so BEWARE!!
"man..guys im so stupid, the bandits got my house again lastnight!"
by Wayne Campbell August 3, 2004
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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tig ol biddies

breasts that are usually found on trans-gendered men.
Look who's back in da mutha fuckin house wit two big tig ol' biddies for yo mouth!
by nate February 19, 2004
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Creamy Bandit

An eco-terrorist that specializes in applying his "cream" to his victim after hijacking a vehicular transport
Wow, Jimmy Joe Jack just got raped by a creamy bandit.
by Gryffin72 October 10, 2008
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King of Bandits Jing

Man, KOBJ UBERPWNZRZ LOZL
by KrameriSteveica May 27, 2004
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bush bob bandit

a dick face who often has patrick for a name nd hangs out with fat people coomonly known as gordos nd wishes he was like jesus who has a name of mike nd he wishes he was cool like his brother oprahs asshole.....
by oprahs asshole July 18, 2009
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