queef-beaver

A smarmy little shit who thinks they're being funny, usually laughing at their own joke, when in fact their jokes are just dumb and annoying.

Bill: "Hey man, you get a haircut?"
Joe: "No, I got them ALL cut! hahahehaheheha"
Bill: "Don't be a fucking queef-beaver, Joe."

by DrDax December 11, 2012

beaver hitter

dick

I’m gonna beat that pussy up with my beaver hitter.

by d1ss0nant August 19, 2021

Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.

Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.

by i4nSx June 11, 2020

Ski beaver

A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.

Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.

by Apairadeez March 1, 2025

Beaver

Anyone named beaver is a fucking legend and has a giant beaver branch down there pants can be anything from 10 inches onwards floppy

I love beaver what a guy

by WeLoveLogs October 9, 2020

Beaver

Someone with big teeth, usually quite ugly as well. May or may not have a gap between their two massive front teeth

He's a beaver - so ugly

by hello dudes April 6, 2017

Beaver Flip

When the hair on the vagina is long enough for a comb over.

Did you see the beaver flip on that guys mother.

by Micro7ime April 28, 2019