Craft Beard

Adj. The guy who grew a beard to fit in to his NEW friend group of craft beer drinkers & brewers to feel like he belongs.

That guy Matt is talking shit and criticizing a brewer's methods now because he's got a craft beard.

by Thundersnow11 September 18, 2019

Velcro-beard

When you have a short beard and like velcro it catches onto things like hair, your shirt, and other clothing. It’s usually painful.

I love hugging my son, but he always gets velcro-beard in my hair.

Ouch! I keep getting velcro-beard in my sweater.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019

White Beard

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.

"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

Grey Beard

This term is used for people who have more than 3 years and less than 8 years of experience to be known as a White Beard

"our Brown Beard is now a Grey Beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

Brown Beard

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket

"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"

by The Unintelligent Librarian August 27, 2019

Bearded Vulture

A sexual predator. Could be a man or a woman.

Just like the bird, a bearded vulture naturally preys on potential predators. The ultimate goal is sexual intercourse. He has 20/20 vision and spends most of the time spying on his/her 'victims'. That helps evaluate the situation and 'attack' at the right time.

With that said, this person is still a very naive and a weak predator compared to what he can become. When he gains enough experience he has the chance of evolving to a vulture, earning him or her a higher success rate and many more traits.

|AT A BAR|
Girl 1: 'That man over the bar is staring at me'

Girl 2: 'WATCH OUT! He is a bearded vulture'

by therealvulture May 31, 2018

brass chops beard oil

Sold by a Sexy Trumpet Boi from Portsmouth west Schools.

I Bought some brass chops beard oil to help my beard

by Pillsbarrythiccman45 May 31, 2018