the basset hound

The act of a woman using both hands to pull down her ear lobes(which turns off her gag reflex) and the man then tries to gag her with his dick. Ending with a loud moan from the woman portraying the sound of a "Basset Hound."

Stop gagging and do the basset hound.

by REDNECKBUBBA88 June 1, 2017

bassdrop

Person who willingly takes things up the batty

Boy George

by usurper January 3, 2004

basstard

better version of bassholetard; bastard combined with ass

a lot easier to say compared to bassholetard

That guy over there is such a basstard

by el tonto July 26, 2007

shatners bassoon

a part of the brain that gives an effect similar to the use of drugs or sexual intercorse and also can br brought on with the use of music of a mufty variety

that was like undulating my shatners bassoon

by clive May 12, 2003

Bassism

The idea that a particular genre of Electronic Dance Music(EDM) is superior to others.

Badmouthing and or slandering other genres of EDM just because you feel your genre is superior is an act of bassism

by DJSF808 January 30, 2010

Bassist Guy

There is only one Bassist Guy and he is Matt-Hix otherwise known as Matt-chow. No-one can beat his glory, as wehn he picks up his bass, the beauty flows!

Bassist Guy saves the day

by Matt-chow August 25, 2004

Bassist

Usually a failed guitarist who does not have the skill to play a six stringed instrument. Inevitably the brunt of all jokes within a band and not entitled to an opinion. Confined to the lower end of the frequency range shared only by snails. Credit is gained by playing with fingers rather than a pick and with more strings than four. However this only brings them up to the level of the common earthworm.

An exception to this rule is Cliff Burton (RIP)

Guitarist: Hey I just wrote this cool song - what do you guys think?

Bassist: It sucks.

Guitarist: Get out of my band.

by Andy10215 January 4, 2009