Apple Mac

The computers manufactured by Apple. There are MacBooks (the laptops), iMacs (the all-in-one desktops), and Macs (the tower desktops). It is best to buy it if you have an iPhone and/or iPad, but the iPhone/iPad can also do well with a Windows PC.
The thing is however, they are overpriced. The Apple mobile devices are fine for the price and what they are. Like the cheapest MacBook you can find is at $900, and the desktops $1100. You can get better specs with a Windows PC at that price, such as gaming PC builds at around $1000 and that can handle higher-intesity tasks than Macs. Same for gaming laptops, with their specs more worth it for the price.

Girl: I have an iPhone, iPad, Macbook, and iMac. It's so amazing.
Boy: Apple Macs are overpriced, and not worth the money bruh. You can get a better Windows PC with your money, even a good gaming PC. Fuck Macs, all my homies hate Macs

by fc2078 December 14, 2020

Apple Game

Noun, A game played usually by both genders with 4 or more people.

Directions
Grab an apple, and bite into the apple halfway so you are holding the apple in your teeth, the person on you left must bite the apple and pass it to the person on their left, IF the apple falls everyone must take a bite out of the apple and the person who dropped the apple and the person on their left must kiss, eventually the apple will dissolve into a core and you will have to start over, with a fresh new unsalivated apple.

Girl 2: I purposely wanted to play the apple game but Johny was on my right and he's super competitive so he WOULD NOT let the apple drop... and I had to be careful, if I let the apple drop I would have had to kiss Bob, like ew...
Girl 1: That sucks, I got to kiss Bob...
Girl 2: I hate you LOL!!
Girl 1: I wanted to eat the limp biscuit don't tell anyone
girl 2: That is sooo N-A-S-T-Y!

by MKatt December 21, 2013

Road apple

A person that drives slow in the fast lane and holds up traffic.

This road Apple needs to get out of the way!

by Jake wannabe August 14, 2020

Apple Sus

Apple sauce made from gay apples

I called my friend Apple Sus at school because he is gay

by Apple straight October 15, 2018

Pine Apple

A nonexistent apple that grows on pine trees

Person: I was really hungry but I only have a pine apple and it’s not real

by FourForeFor4 May 13, 2019

apple picking

When the woman is on top while having sex, the man reaches for her titties, and she leans slightly back so he misses them and is left grasping thin air. The man has then gone apple picking.

Sally: "Me and Jerry was gettin it last night!"
Mary: "oh yeah? Did you try anything new to spice it up?
Sally: "Well, when I was on top I had him apple picking like he was hungry!"

by GingerPaws February 8, 2017

Apple Tart

A groupie that believes by having the latest innane piece of Apple kit makes their lives worthwhile through the eyes of others. They'd prostitute their time to stand in line because their weak disposition means their only status in life is having something others want on their limited income.

Look at those people standing in line to buy the latest iphone. Bunch of Apple Tarts.

by Rotten to the Core. September 29, 2012