April 13th

National give me your nudes day

John: Hey Sarah
Sarah: Hi John
John: give me your nudes because it's April 13th!
Sarah: ok

by Mr. Hehe April 13, 2022

April 1

People born on April 1 have the biggest dick.
They are able to make any person horny just by looking at them.

-Your dick is so big!
-Yeah i was born on April 1

by thatbitchfromtokyo August 1, 2022

April 16

Michigan's annual fuck your friend day

Can I fuck you? It's April 16

by girosrjfoe April 9, 2021

April 13th

The day "Club Penguin Rewritten" was shut down

Person 1: Hey its april 13th

Person 2: The day CPR was shut down?

Person 1: Yes!

Person 2: #SAVECPR

Person 1: #SAVECPR

by BrotImWeltraum April 13, 2022

April 26

April 26 is a declared as Donovan Day and on this day a bunch of people of people will masterbate to Lego Porn for a full 24 hours

I’ll never look at legos the same way again after April 26

by SchizophreniaGaming January 19, 2023

April 22nd

International Piss Day!

(S)elebrating your ability to piss.

"Today is April 22nd! Happy International Piss Day Tyler!"

by TealTip April 22, 2021

April 24

National Extract Camp Day

It is April 24 so let us go extract camp at Emercom.

by AtYourExtract April 20, 2021