Mad Apple

Dude who get really drunk and high. Dance, Shout out, Puke everywhere, and dont gives no fucks.

Dude: WE GETTING MAD APPLE
GIRL: HAPPY BANANA
Dude: SMH

by thatonenerdykid January 2, 2012

Mashed Apples

Apples that have been baked, then mashed, and look like mashed potatoes, but there apples that have been mashed.

Mmmmmm, I had the best mashed apples with cinnamon today.

by Jvshangold January 1, 2017

Apple Tart

A groupie that believes by having the latest innane piece of Apple kit makes their lives worthwhile through the eyes of others. They'd prostitute their time to stand in line because their weak disposition means their only status in life is having something others want on their limited income.

Look at those people standing in line to buy the latest iphone. Bunch of Apple Tarts.

by Rotten to the Core. September 29, 2012

cow apple

Cow poop

"watch out for the cow apples in the field!"

"Damn! I stepped on a cow apple!"

by zamphyr September 28, 2013

Apple Game

Noun, A game played usually by both genders with 4 or more people.

Directions
Grab an apple, and bite into the apple halfway so you are holding the apple in your teeth, the person on you left must bite the apple and pass it to the person on their left, IF the apple falls everyone must take a bite out of the apple and the person who dropped the apple and the person on their left must kiss, eventually the apple will dissolve into a core and you will have to start over, with a fresh new unsalivated apple.

Girl 2: I purposely wanted to play the apple game but Johny was on my right and he's super competitive so he WOULD NOT let the apple drop... and I had to be careful, if I let the apple drop I would have had to kiss Bob, like ew...
Girl 1: That sucks, I got to kiss Bob...
Girl 2: I hate you LOL!!
Girl 1: I wanted to eat the limp biscuit don't tell anyone
girl 2: That is sooo N-A-S-T-Y!

by MKatt December 21, 2013

Pine Apple

A nonexistent apple that grows on pine trees

Person: I was really hungry but I only have a pine apple and it’s not real

by FourForeFor4 May 13, 2019

apple picking

When the woman is on top while having sex, the man reaches for her titties, and she leans slightly back so he misses them and is left grasping thin air. The man has then gone apple picking.

Sally: "Me and Jerry was gettin it last night!"
Mary: "oh yeah? Did you try anything new to spice it up?
Sally: "Well, when I was on top I had him apple picking like he was hungry!"

by GingerPaws February 8, 2017