A moment in which a person experiences extreme retardation and stupidity due to an inflated ego, an excess of free time, and incredibly high expectations of everyone and everything
P1) “She said she liked me and wanted to smash, but her eyebrows weren’t trimmed and she wasn’t blonde so I just walked away.”
P2) “Bro you just had a Porras Moment”
P2) “Bro you just had a Porras Moment”
by EzQuiplash May 16, 2021
Get the Porras Moment mug.when a person that is not a blonde has a blonde moment or a an instant of momentary stupidity by a brunette or red head.
by lehua10 August 24, 2008
Get the gen moment mug."Yeah the Onceler had quite a marcy moment earlier since no one came to class due to that event on friday"
by 🌙🦇Blitz🦇⚡ April 1, 2023
Get the Marcy moment mug.when a brunette makes a comment that normally would be referred to as a "blonde moment"; dumb statement
(because they are yellow on the inside, i.e. secretly blonde)
(because they are yellow on the inside, i.e. secretly blonde)
A: "That was really dumb."
B: "Yeah, sorry. Blonde moment."
A: "You're not blonde. You mean, pineapple moment."
B: "What?"
A: "Nevermind."
B: "Yeah, sorry. Blonde moment."
A: "You're not blonde. You mean, pineapple moment."
B: "What?"
A: "Nevermind."
by pineapplesteve December 24, 2009
Get the pineapple moment mug.by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
Get the nirvanic moment mug.The phrase "Crash Moment" refers to situations where a party feels (or actually is) discriminated against, treated with hostility or disdain on the basis of skin color or ethnicity. The term was inspired by the Oscar winning racerelations film "Crash".
I was at an formal event where I was the only Black person in the reception hall, and everyone assumed that I was there to serve, despite that obviously dressed for the occassion. In fact, someone even handed me dirty dishes to take to the kitchen. I realized that I just had a big Crash Moment for me.
by QueenIces April 22, 2006
Get the crash moment mug.1.When a person (usually male) says or does something insanely stupid, while not being aware how stupid they are, or something where it's clear the Subject didn't use their brain (i.e. acting like a man).
2.When a of any gender ( usually male) does something that is unique to males. usually when a Person tries to portray himself as something which he isn't. But then he gets proven otherwise and it backfires quickly, which causes and humiliation or self a embarrassment for tge subject.
It can be: Acting tough, acting dominant, pretending to be smart or pretending to have more knowledge than anyone else (also see: Dunning-Kruger-Effect) pretending to be more rational and logical, while not being aware that he is the irrational and illogical one
The Term is usually used for self-proclaimed, chads/alphamales, incels and red-pillers as they are the most likely to portray the listed traits.
2.When a of any gender ( usually male) does something that is unique to males. usually when a Person tries to portray himself as something which he isn't. But then he gets proven otherwise and it backfires quickly, which causes and humiliation or self a embarrassment for tge subject.
It can be: Acting tough, acting dominant, pretending to be smart or pretending to have more knowledge than anyone else (also see: Dunning-Kruger-Effect) pretending to be more rational and logical, while not being aware that he is the irrational and illogical one
The Term is usually used for self-proclaimed, chads/alphamales, incels and red-pillers as they are the most likely to portray the listed traits.
Woman: "I wish you were more useful and had more money."
Man: "hahaha typical woman, I wished, I had more intelligence or wisdom"
Woman: "Well, everyone wishes for things they don't have."
Man: "hahah right... I am... Wait what?"
Woman: "Man moment 🤦 ♀️"
Man: "hahaha typical woman, I wished, I had more intelligence or wisdom"
Woman: "Well, everyone wishes for things they don't have."
Man: "hahah right... I am... Wait what?"
Woman: "Man moment 🤦 ♀️"
by Alpha Giga-Chad March 20, 2022
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