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Doing The Josh Hawley

When you tug your cock and balls in-between your legs so it looks like you have a vagina.
He was dancing in front of a mirror, doing the Josh Hawley, wondering what real men do on weekends.
by Mentos the Freshmaker November 8, 2021
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Josh Liebenberg-ing

When you're a dumb poes with no plan in life, and like to make up stories about your friends so that you can feel special, due to the fact that your mother doesn't do a good enough job at making you feel this way.
You will usually find them wearing an All blacks rugby jersey.
Why are you being such a Josh brah?.
Josh Liebenberg-ing - to be a poes.
by VaginaLover521 January 18, 2019
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Josh Champion

Mum Dad I'm Josh Champion
by FuckItGeckoTime December 23, 2019
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josh bennett

is a bunny
josh bennett is a bunny and often seen as the owner of RawEsports
by lucas appelton September 15, 2014
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josh bray

A cunt that no one likes and is a idiot in socialism he has no friends and I a mega faggot
by itchy ben November 30, 2016
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National Josh Day

Like National Jose Day, National Josh Day is a celebration of all people named Josh. Go out and tell your local Josh how much you care!
Tristan: "Hey dude, guess what day it is?!"
Josh: "December 16th?"
Tristan: "Nah brah, National Josh Day! High Five!"
by Jorgen_Gohlos December 14, 2019
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Josh Mullinum Theory

The scientific theory stating dust is gendered. The evidence in support of noble prize winning theory is the fact that french people are incredibly advanced on the basis that the french language has gendered words for all objects.
They are advanced due to God created males from male dust particles and females from female dust particles.
"Nikola Tesla was half as smart as the guy who invented the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Wow, he is so smart", he might be able to make a theory 1% as smart as the Josh Mullinum theory."
"Many speculate that the Josh Mullinum theory was created by aliens due to the highly advanced inhuman ability of thought used to create the theory."
by Josh Mullinum January 6, 2021
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