clark the canadian hockey goalie

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.

clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"

by boots13 March 22, 2009

Canadian Duck Scratcher

a South African man who enjoys scratching jaguars or other felines normally in their naughty places

Bob is such a Canadian Duck Scratcher!

by Lord and Lady D February 9, 2009

French Canadian Braid

A French braid with a strand of denim woven in.

Ricky and I were hooking up, but then he pulled of his canadian bow tie and sprayed all over my French Canadian braid.

by Toolazy69 June 12, 2018

Canadian Goose Shine

The act of dunking a goose into a vat of maple syrup and inserting your sick into it's mouth with such force that every time you thrust it honks.

Hey my Canadian Goose Shine is cold, I expected it to be heated up!

by diggle whisper June 16, 2018

French Canadian Poutine

The act of pissing and defecating into a bowl of fries, the shit being used as the gravy and the piss serving as the cheese

Can be seen during a very NSFW video on the internet (it's not hard to find) called
"How to make french canadian poutine" (you'll know it when you see it)

Crackhead Ronny made his special French Canadian Poutine with his special twist, piss and shit

by howtomakefrenchcanadianpoutine May 23, 2020

Canadian belt buckle

Presenting one’s testicles through the fly of their pants; especially in an active endeavor

He just did a front handspring while doing the Canadian belt buckle, did you see his nuts?

by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021

vertically curved canadian mango

when you recieve a blowjob on a zamboni while taping your hockey stick

bj+tj+zj= vertically curved canadian mango

bro i was chilling on the zam the other day giving a sick tj when all of a sudden i got a vertically curved canadian mango it was sick

by patdonahue February 2, 2009