A phrase that a depressed person utters when his/her friends are inviting them to do something fun. It can be used as an excuse for getting out of doing something shitty, or, it's most commonly just a sad, honest response to the invitation.
Gary: Hey man, let's go watch monday night football tonight, then we can go play some intramural flag football afterwords.
Steve: I have to work tonight.
Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.
Steve: I have to work tonight.
Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.
by JoeyRogue77 October 5, 2009

Person 1: Dude I just stole weed from the president! (Forms into level 15 criminal boss)
Person 2: Dude thats how mafia works...
Person 2: Dude thats how mafia works...
by BoopersDoopPro January 9, 2019

Doing an excellent job or task continuously over a long
period of time = hard work
Not receiving your proper compensation either monies or
recognition = no bubble gum
Taken advantage of.
period of time = hard work
Not receiving your proper compensation either monies or
recognition = no bubble gum
Taken advantage of.
by Clifton Hoke December 11, 2007

What bosses say to employees to get their hopes up about doing something good in their career when they really never get a promotion or anything.
by careertyut August 7, 2012

Guy#1:Stephanie looks hot this morning.
Guy#2:Maybe, but I think she forgot to put on deoderant because she is a work related nasal challenge.
Guy#2:Maybe, but I think she forgot to put on deoderant because she is a work related nasal challenge.
by Crate Obscure September 12, 2005

To masturbate; to jerk off.
by biggerspeck May 16, 2007
