Kindling Wars

A clever reference to Fascism in "South Park is Gay!" the eighth episode of Season Seven, and the 104th overall episode of South Park. It aired on October 22, 2003

In the Kindling Wars We ran out of Cedar so used Witches and Gays for our burning Fasces,

by butters Ghost October 22, 2017

Crunk war

The unending, epic, apocalyptic, battle originating from polar opposition due to extreme discrepancies in principle in the form of benevolence (crunk) versus diabolic excrement (not crunk).

Yo! The Dirty Port ain't crunk, but they be sayin they mo' crunk than a bag of crud with some pineapple head anal lozenges! Crunk war is on!

Crunk war is so real, it breathes chitlins, sushi, and krunkulon dust.

This crunk was is so real I've got grime oozing out of every pore, you become another casualty of the crunk war.

by I.C. Riblets January 8, 2008

Whisper War

A Farting Competition

It smells awful in there. They just had a whisper war.

by xcvr1 July 1, 2009

Nudge War

A battle of timing and persistence using MSN's 'nudge' function.

Molly: -nudge-
Charlie: Yeah?
Molly: -nudge-
Charlie: What is it?
Molly: -nudge-
Charlie: I'm not having a nudge war with you.
Molly: ...

Molly: -nudge-
Charlie: GARGGGHH!!

by Darren Liebowitz November 26, 2007

Infinity war

The most ultimate sex move you can ever pull.

I pulled an infinity war on my wife and she is severely deppressed.

by Quackie quacki July 11, 2018

war towel

Towel a couple would use when the female in on her period to avoid getting blood on furniture, kitchen floor, or other places

We use a war towel when having sex on the rag to avoid getting blood everywhere

by crypticcoder January 9, 2015

war up

to engage in the act of playing warcraft with an immigrant nerd

Fong said, "WAnt to war up?"

by fong February 23, 2004