shark tanking

When you ask a friend if he is in or out, he gives you a long and unnecessary reason why he's out.

Dude 1: You coming with us man??
Dude 2: I have to see my PO then run to the store and I have some projects to work on around the house...
Dude 1: Quit shark tanking me, are you IN OR OUT??!!
Dude 2: ...and for that reason, I'm out.

by kejo66 October 25, 2014

empty my ballast tank

When said by a woman, to urinate.

I'm gonna go empty my ballast tank.

by K. Isaacson April 21, 2007

Tankman

Featured on Mtv music award's Batman begins parody.

"Hey, there goes Tankman, just tankin' around.. town. Over.

by Raptorjesus August 16, 2006

Tank

Drink made of one handle of vodka,Burnett's if you wanna roll cheap,case of beer, and 5 frozen lemonade concentrates, created by the boys of Christian Brothers High School in Memphis, drunken last week at some dance-fuckin awesome.

"man this tanks kickin my ass!"
"Dude, you threw the fuckin tank outa the car!" reply "yeah but the cops were coming!"
_completely forget of it every happening next morning

by Gt June 17, 2005

tranker

stick that closes blinds in hotel rooms. they fall off because they are cheap and weak shit.

I wanted to look outside and so i grabbed the tranker and pulled it right off.

by Cheftested May 13, 2005

Tanker Wanker Spanker

(n) 1. One of a group of badasses (except Dave) who work on battle tanks; (n) 2. A name given to Tank Mechanics by skinny white boys (Optic Techs) (n) 3. MOS 2146

Come on Tanker Wanker Spankers, its chow time.

by xllx_NeO_xllx October 17, 2006

tank

Adjective, to describe something nicely

Man, that book is tank.

by Tim Robinson - Tim cookie December 30, 2008