A U.S. citizen who participates in military style firearms and tactical training in order to be proficient in combat. Whether to defend the U.S. mainland from foreign invasion or potential government tyranny.
by Goon1776 August 18, 2022
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Mary: I caught my husband with his underpants round his ankles, masturbating, while on the internet last night. He was gooning like a monkey on his fat swollen dong.
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by gr1110 August 19, 2022
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by Drink N drive January 13, 2026
Get the Pocket goon mug.The act of entertaining oneself through visual admiration of highly desirable aesthetics, typically online (e.g., social media, photos, videos) without any interaction beyond observing.
Most commonly used for exceptionally attractive people, but also applies to things like cars, watches, outfits, or anything visually “too good.”
Most commonly used for exceptionally attractive people, but also applies to things like cars, watches, outfits, or anything visually “too good.”
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GLOLEAN
BEANZ EP
ICE ON FROZE
UNCLE GOON
UNHOUSED
NETWORKING & MAKING TRANSACTIONS
GOONOLOGY
THE ART OF BEING A GOON ALBUM
Elegant Goon is an independent recording artist and creative architect behind the emerging philosophy of Goonology—a self-defined system blending discipline, street intelligence, ritual, and self-mastery. His music fuses raw realism with intentional minimalism, delivering chants, anthems, and reflective bars designed to be felt as much as heard.
Rooted in lived experience and independent grind culture, Elegant Goon operates outside traditional industry formulas, crafting music as both expression and instruction. His sound balances hypnotic repetition, sharp punchlines, and ritual-like cadence, creating records that function as motivation, mantra, and movement.
As a fully independent artist, Elegant Goon controls every layer of his work—from writing and branding to release strategy—building a growing catalog that emphasizes ownership, consistency, and authenticity. Each project contributes to the expanding Goonology universe, where mindset is currency and discipline is the aesthetic.
Elegant Goon isn’t chasing trends—he’s documenting a code.
GLOLEAN
BEANZ EP
ICE ON FROZE
UNCLE GOON
UNHOUSED
NETWORKING & MAKING TRANSACTIONS
GOONOLOGY
THE ART OF BEING A GOON ALBUM
Elegant Goon is an independent recording artist and creative architect behind the emerging philosophy of Goonology—a self-defined system blending discipline, street intelligence, ritual, and self-mastery. His music fuses raw realism with intentional minimalism, delivering chants, anthems, and reflective bars designed to be felt as much as heard.
Rooted in lived experience and independent grind culture, Elegant Goon operates outside traditional industry formulas, crafting music as both expression and instruction. His sound balances hypnotic repetition, sharp punchlines, and ritual-like cadence, creating records that function as motivation, mantra, and movement.
As a fully independent artist, Elegant Goon controls every layer of his work—from writing and branding to release strategy—building a growing catalog that emphasizes ownership, consistency, and authenticity. Each project contributes to the expanding Goonology universe, where mindset is currency and discipline is the aesthetic.
Elegant Goon isn’t chasing trends—he’s documenting a code.
Elegant Goon is an independent recording artist and creative architect behind the emerging philosophy of Goonology—a self-defined system blending discipline, street intelligence, ritual, and self-mastery. His music fuses raw realism with intentional minimalism, delivering chants, anthems, and reflective bars designed to be felt as much as heard.
Rooted in lived experience and independent grind culture, Elegant Goon operates outside traditional industry formulas, crafting music as both expression and instruction. His sound balances hypnotic repetition, sharp punchlines, and ritual-like cadence, creating records that function as motivation, mantra, and movement.
As a fully independent artist, Elegant Goon controls every layer of his work—from writing and branding to release strategy—building a growing catalog that emphasizes ownership, consistency, and authenticity. Each project contributes to the expanding Goonology universe, where mindset is currency and discipline is the aesthetic.
Elegant Goon isn’t chasing trends—he’s documenting a code.
Rooted in lived experience and independent grind culture, Elegant Goon operates outside traditional industry formulas, crafting music as both expression and instruction. His sound balances hypnotic repetition, sharp punchlines, and ritual-like cadence, creating records that function as motivation, mantra, and movement.
As a fully independent artist, Elegant Goon controls every layer of his work—from writing and branding to release strategy—building a growing catalog that emphasizes ownership, consistency, and authenticity. Each project contributes to the expanding Goonology universe, where mindset is currency and discipline is the aesthetic.
Elegant Goon isn’t chasing trends—he’s documenting a code.
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