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Golden Ticket

When someone has consumed alot of alcohol and goes to bed with his or her partner. The next morning they awaken to find themselves butt naked with no blanket and there partner nowhere to be found. Come to find out they urinated all overthemselves and their partner in there sleep.
Mike: What wrong with Sally today?

John: Apparently Derek gave her the golden ticket last night.

Mike: Guess that explains the smell...
by Tommy Rosenbalm April 29, 2010
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Ticking Time Bomb

when a female is giving you a blowjob in the shower and you clean yourself while this is happening and you realize you have not released your inner love for a while and when you do it explodes causing the girl to swallow your love and therefore locking you supposed love for each other
Mary was giving me a Blow Job and I realized well I guess a Ticking Time Bomb wouldn't be too bad except for she might choke. . .
by NoBlacksWanted April 6, 2017
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plane ticket

1g of weed
by dzenkins August 24, 2013
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deep tickle

when your toking a spliff or a bong and it tickles you deep down in your chest
'you tanned that bong'
exhales smoke
'yeh it gave me a deep tickle'
by didkid February 16, 2008
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Tickle Wars

When someone talks about themselves and a boy/girl getting sensual, but it ends up to be false, or nothing at all.
Miles: "Dude, I was getting far with this girl last night."
Andy: "Man, all you did was play tickle wars."
by egge28 October 27, 2010
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golden ticket

The ultimate gift a certain nurb will give you if you are extremely lucky, the golden ticket is used to gain access to Mandyland the ideal fantasy.
Nurb: "Danza, you did not receive the golden ticket! Get out of Mandyland you fool!!!"

Danza: "But I forgot my golf clubs at Mulligans? What am I supposed to do??"
by kimbolesbo1 August 25, 2010
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Ticker

An individual who thinks so highly of themselves, that they think the world should circle around them or at least pledge to them. They also tend to think they are 'all that' so they think their doing you a favour by being friends with you, dating or even merely talking to you; hence they gossip on the smallest of things. To lastly add, to mentain their ego, they uphold a facade.
Girl 1: I tried talking to that guy and he looked at me like I was worth nothing.

Girl 2: The other day I overheard him gossiping about Sam, saying that he should go make friends with his own class. Typical ticker!

Guy: Damn, he thinks his all that but he's not... fuck the fake and discreet!
by GreatIncredibleJ July 3, 2012
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