Bill Gates syndrome

A disease suffered by kids nowadays, the symptom is delusional thinking if they're dropping out from school/college and start a business, they can be as successful as Bill Gates

Synonyms: college dropouts syndrome, school dropouts syndrome, Steve Jobs syndrome, Mark Zuckerberg syndrome, Kanye West syndrome, survivorship bias

How to cure people with Bill Gates syndrome:
Give them a reality check:
1. Entrepreneurship is not for everyone
2. Your business will never take on Apple, let alone Microsoft or the Purple (AstraZeneca), and you won't noticed on Forbes magazine, let alone as a cover model

3. Stay in school, the best is yet to come

by Sir. B November 11, 2022

Pulling a Bill Clinton

Cheating on your wife with an intern, preferably Monica Lewinsky, then lying about it for a couple of months to finally go on and make a public apology in which you stress your right to privacy and by means of which you can actually pull it of to gain wide public political support for your deceptive ways.

Hey look at Michael. He never refrains from pulling a Bill Clinton and his wife always lets him off the hook.

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 5, 2010

Get Billed lol

A conversation starter, a conversation ender, fuck off, the perfect phrase for all occasions

Terrible Person: you're undefined
Me: Get Billed lol

by Jentreescandye December 29, 2021

Reverse Buffalo Bill

When a dude is sitting on a small toilet seat and has to pull his twig and berries forward so they don’t fall in the toilet bowl while he’s taking a shit.

Mike had to Reverse Buffalo Bill himself so he could use the toilet on the houseboat.

by Rhinoceros Honches May 28, 2023

Reversed Bill Cosby’d

reversed Bill Cosby’d Is being defined as The act where you mix your friends’ drinks with water without them knowing, so they don’t get to intoxicated and gets home safely.

My friend can’t handle his alcohol so I reversed Bill Cosby’d him last night.

by Pancake95 July 17, 2020

bill fucking murry

It's Bill fucking Murry

Guys! Check it out, it's Bill fucking Murry!

by Dom1669 June 12, 2016

schteving my bill

A secret phrase which replaces the commonly used term "jacking off", this originated in STC Highschool in 2014. Very useful when in public or in school

(Two boys on the phone)
Guy 1: Hey bro can I come over?
Guy 2: Hold on, I'm schteving my bill.
Guy 1: Alright hurry the fuck up.

by notyaD May 20, 2014