Van Diesen

A person with Van Diesen as their last name usually gets an F on math, They also struggle to get bitches. Once they actualy manage to get bitches they get roasted because of the small size of their penis.

Girl 1: Van Diesen has such a small dick
Girl 2: I still have nightmares!--

by Flavien109 March 23, 2022

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Van

HE IS SUPER AWESOME!!!!!!

He has a pretty smile and you could talk to him all day and never get bored. He has such good music taste. You would just want run your fingers through his hair!!!!

Van is so sexy!!

by livvy poo poo June 17, 2022

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Van Genderen

The uttermost and ultimate form and display of being sigma male. Widely known for assserting dominance in relationships before they know each other, because van genderen pinned your mother.

Woman 1: look at that shlong, that's gotta be a van genderen
Woman 2: he fugged me this hard, i have proof of vaccination

by anonymous November 22, 2021

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van

an annoying fucking person that annoys people and shit.

Stop with all of this Dilly-Dallying, van! It is putting my mind in a land which is in fact the opposite of pacification!

by hotdaddy69fuckme September 7, 2021

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Jerry Van Dyke

Jerry Van Dyke (Born July 27, 1931; died January 5, 2018) was the lesser-known (and far less successful) younger brother of Dick Van Dyke.

Most of the TV shows that Jerry Van Dyke starred in were extremely short-lived, and one of them was even considered one of the worst sitcoms of all time. However, he did have a few successful roles, such as appearing alongside his brother in the latter's eponymous show, and as Luther Van Dam on "Coach." Despite all of this, he was still largely overshadowed by his brother. \

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 24, 2021

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