goose launcher

When a woman shoves a spherical object into her vagina or ass then cannon ball launches it into her significant others face

“Bro my teeth still hurt from that goose launcher becky shot at me last night”

by wooshoe August 6, 2020

Daddy Goose

The realest nigga out there. Nigga can fuck you and yo bitch at the same time. Got the biggest dick in the game. He fucks with some of the realest niggas like Granny Goose and Lil Homie goose. You don’t wanna fuck with the goose family cus they gon get they Steppas on yo ass. The goose family loves the number 7 and they own the number.

Damn you got yo ass whooped you must’ve fucked with daddy goose.

Yo girl left you, damn she prolly with daddy goose

by Adolf Hitler lll November 24, 2021

Dog Goose

Goose is corbins dog, goose is a black lab and the best dog you can ever ask for.

I love my Dog Goose

by The idot September 12, 2020

Silly goose

A silly goose is a way to describe a very silly person

“Are you eating soup with a fork? YOUR SUCH SILLY GOOSE!!”

by Kunikatai #1 fan December 3, 2023

rude goose on the loo

That's when you behave like an idiot sitting on the can

That weirdo sure acts like a rude goose on the loo!

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

silly goose

fucking idiot dumbass motherfucker

I'm leaving this job because my boss is a silly goose.

by hurrrrrdurr September 20, 2023

Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

by Klevrguy March 13, 2016