Best Served Cold

A reality check. When something isn't as delightful or pseudo-positive as you want.

Alfie: Oh my, that's a shame.

Arman: Oh well, life's Best Served Cold.

by ArmanFroster February 18, 2022

cold steps of russia

the place where mans myths and legends are born

maxim: i was born on the cold steps of russia

by heheheheeeee September 27, 2017

Cold as a goblin's knob

Cold, chilly, inclement

God, I'm glad to be inside. It's cold as a goblin's knob out there.

by josekavalina December 20, 2021

cold get down

When someone goes left unexpectedly.

She’s acting funny, she must have got back with her dude. “That’s a cold get down”.

by Jslang214 January 28, 2020

A Cold French Fry

(also known as A Cold Fry) can be used for a man's penis, a quick fuck, or simply casual sex.

Hey Phil, can you give me a cold french fry in the bathroom?

by The Tall Deal October 25, 2011

stone cold mode

It's when you go into badass mode, highly characterized/influenced by WWE/F wrestler "Stone Cold" Steve Austin

Kelly: Are you going out tonight?
Joseph: No I'm gonna play some games and go into stone cold mode

by The_Real_JRS July 22, 2017

nut wrenching cold

So cold that the testicles bid a hasty retreat into the body. The coldest of cold. Even colder than butt ass cold.

Bro I can barely walk outside. It's nut wrenching cold.

by DaveVsShark March 20, 2023