by FieldMarshalFluffy April 16, 2023
Get the Arundel's law mug.Old news. A topic that has been done to death. First used circa 1999 on the Popbitch message boards.
by happyharry February 20, 2023
Get the corn laws mug.A law enacted by parties on the receiving end of a poorly told story. The law states that, until quality of story is improved, the accused must either start every story with "So I was balls deep in a retarded kid's asshole..." or end it with "...penis" thus making an otherwise worthless story interesting in some degree.
by JustDon'tLook June 18, 2014
Get the Reverend's Law mug.Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023
Get the Splatoon's Law mug.The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.
David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
by BlueXander May 26, 2023
Get the Hoarders Law mug.The "Law of Okan" states, that an Individual is more likely to be unemployed in direct correlation to how stupid they are.
It's a basic rule of economics that many students in Countries like Germany are taught, alongside the "Law of Bockung"
It's a basic rule of economics that many students in Countries like Germany are taught, alongside the "Law of Bockung"
A: How come all our stupid friends are unemployed now?
B: Did you forget about the Law of Okan we learned about in School?
A: Oh, you're right!
B: Did you forget about the Law of Okan we learned about in School?
A: Oh, you're right!
by Evohevoo January 5, 2022
Get the Law of Okan mug.If you have to ask if a game is worth x amount of money, the answer is no. Just pirate it my guy. /cooler
by Johnny Grow May 3, 2021
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