Monk Fishing

A newley invented sport created at a seafood shop, where one spots out that of which he/she would like to "bone" or "spoon" ... or in politer terms, if he/she would have to be on an island with one person to whom they are attracted. The code then spoken aloud, not screamed or shouted, is "MonkFish" thus signaling that the person has found that of whom they would rather "spoon". This game involves two or more people playing where each judges anothers choice thus deciding best one, those of whom do not declare "Monkfish" of times meet, is then disqualified. Limitations of to whom and other relating factors (such as age, sex, relationship with that person) is not applicable unless they are a member of the game, aka: you can only "Monkfish" that who is not involved in the game.

Chef: "Once you find the person you would spend alone with on the island scream out the code, 'Monkfish' "

Julian spots a rather foxy female.

Julian: "Monkfish!"

Chef: Yeah she's alright, but you see she looks a bit like a bimbo. She doesn't look like you could have a conversation with her.

Julian: "I was gonna talk...?"

- Monk Fishing

by [Verification Identity Spot] August 31, 2011

slippity fish

n. the proper reply to a question asking if you want to purchase a bicycle

"Want to buy a bike?"
"Slippity fish!"

by tillyeightten September 8, 2011

Fish game

A virtual reality game about being a fish.

Hand based movement game where you need to swim.

Fchb1239: do you want to play fish game?
Scruffy: no, fuck you.

by Boxily December 22, 2022

fish rui

specifically found creatures in vrchat. large tail. samba.

cinema akito: no!!! it's fish rui!!
fish rui: come here boy

by akitro December 23, 2022

fishing hole

A gaping juicer of an asshole

I was so broke, I had to sling my fishing hole for cash

by 69anater October 31, 2019

Dehydrated fish

a name someone calls a homosexual.

Person A: your a dehydrated fish
Person B: i mean its true

by SageTheWitchyEnby December 5, 2020

Penis Fish

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.

Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!

Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*

by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020