Cold cunt of a place

Extremely cold place

That Goulburn, its a cold cunt of a place, wouldn't catch me there for quids mate.

by Skribbles13 February 19, 2018

cold get down

When someone goes left unexpectedly.

She’s acting funny, she must have got back with her dude. “That’s a cold get down”.

by Jslang214 January 28, 2020

Cold Captain Karl

Blowing a line of adderall off a dick and then whispering in his ear his brothers dick is bigger.

Get yourself a “Cold Captain Karl” and get back in the game.

by @Pappa_Snowflake September 6, 2020

make a cold jam

To have sex

"Last night we make a cold jam at her place."

by Billy007 April 14, 2012

A Cold French Fry

(also known as A Cold Fry) can be used for a man's penis, a quick fuck, or simply casual sex.

Hey Phil, can you give me a cold french fry in the bathroom?

by The Tall Deal October 25, 2011

nut wrenching cold

So cold that the testicles bid a hasty retreat into the body. The coldest of cold. Even colder than butt ass cold.

Bro I can barely walk outside. It's nut wrenching cold.

by DaveVsShark March 20, 2023

Cold as a goblin's knob

Cold, chilly, inclement

God, I'm glad to be inside. It's cold as a goblin's knob out there.

by josekavalina December 20, 2021