“Once I get home, I’m gonna Mormon Blast my girl all night”
“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”
“Yeah, I did the Mormon Blast with her bro, she’s a month and a half pregnant.”
by Ladysman_217 July 7, 2025
Get the The Mormon Blastmug. a blast with a temperature of 20,000,000c coming out of ones dick when turned on. but unfortunately has only been achieved by jesus. but if a human pulls one off it causes mass human destruction
by Nirotic December 19, 2018
Get the thermotic blastmug. In the times of covid 19, health officials recommended that masks were to be worn while having intercourse. It is a pun on no love without a glove.
It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.
by Tuguit September 24, 2020
Get the No mask, no blast.mug. The primal action of whipping a person with the tail of a body part, preferably butt cheeks, pig tails or pony tails.
by JasonBoBason October 14, 2022
Get the gator blastmug. After going outside and nearly getting frostbite on your fingers, then proceed to shove up anus to warm them up. Works similar to caffeine when this technique is executed.
I was feeling tired due to the cold weather; So I went outside in the cold until I couldn't feel my fingers... gave myself a good ole' arctic finger blast to warm them up.
by IbeDustin December 24, 2022
Get the Arctic Finger Blastmug. When a person is sitting on a couch and is being being blasted with semen by multiple people surrounding the couch.
by Frostyman007 October 21, 2021
Get the Blasting couchmug. by fishgaming December 20, 2023
Get the Electric Blast Furnacemug.