beaver

a twunk you hate more than anything

you’re such a fucking beaver

by igotu August 31, 2025

Beaver Tail

When you gotta poo and the poo is already coming out before you get to the toilet

shit, I gotta beaver tail! make way before i crap my pants!

by anidiotnameddre June 14, 2021

Beaver Switch

The Canadian G-Spot

She really enjoyed it when i found her beaver switch and flipped it just right

by CyrenSays December 25, 2020

beaver reliever

A toy that someone brings to work to relieve stress... But once friends at work see it start to make very funny jokes at her and her beaver reliever expense.

"Emily what are you doing over there squeezing your beaver reliever? "
"Emily we are at work stop playing with your beaver reliever"

by Beaver reliever May 7, 2017

Beaver Pat

Patting or gently tapping a vagina.

I gave my wife a little beaver pat to get things going.

by Pghguy October 29, 2019

Cotton Beaver Dam

slang term for a tampon

The plumber was running the sewer camera and found a cotton beaver dam in the pipe.

by DarkArc December 18, 2024

Cleaver Beaver

A spin off of "Tits and Ass." Cleaver meaning "cleavage" and "Beaver" meaning the vagina parts of a woman!

Damn... She got a good cleaver beaver ratio going on.

by Ollie MUA August 20, 2013