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Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..
Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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Body tee

When a girl has a great body, hour glass body..pear or banana shape body,
by mrsmorales2 February 25, 2024
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Nice Upper Body

A compliment, that usually doesn't work, for a lady who has giant boobs. The advantage of this is that when your friends berate you for obviously telling her to her face she has big ass boobs you can say you were trying to tell her she had a pretty face.
Batty: You've got a Nice Upper Body!

Peter: That was not not subtle dude.
by AnnaKomneneMyBeloved<3 March 27, 2022
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Body Bag

Noun

The numerical constant described by a woman with a body count high enough to have taken enough cumulative length of dick to measures the average man’s height.
14?! You’re a fucking body bag.
by mgur October 8, 2023
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Sexting body

The attempt to maintain and/or improve your weight and appearance by going to the gym, while you're significant other has left for a significant amount of time, since you now find yourself with free time (time usually spent with him/her). In order to maintain a closeness while there is an absence of physical interaction, you begin sending "sexting" photos to remind him/her how sexy and badass you still are while showing off your newly found hours at the gym and to prevent any possible thoughts of straying.
i.e. "awe my boyfriend just left for europe for a month. I can't eat that, I have to not gain anything before he comes back. I'm hitting the gym. Gotta get my sexting body on!"
by thecatlied June 23, 2011
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No Body, No Crime

When someone murders someone named Este and their bestie swears the murderer was with him/her. the murderer probably got a boating license at 15.
I think he did it, but I just can't prove it.
No, no body, no crime. but I ain't lettin' up until the day I die.
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Body dysphoria

Being dissatisfied with your biological body and want to change it example Plastic surgery

Gaining weight

Losing weight
I have body dysphoria I don’t like my body and want to change it
by Jack lop May 2, 2023
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