dead tree edition

The paper version of a journal or newspaper article

Hey, you got the dead tree edition of this 'Quantum Tunnelling of a Boson through a Trapezoidal Potential Barrier' paper?
Fuck Off!

by Mudit January 31, 2005

a couple two tree

refering to a group of more than two, but less than four, in other words tree. Used in Northeast Pa.

We'll be leaven in a couple two tree minutes.

by grappler89 March 4, 2005

Help a tree grow

Person that pisses on a tree because there is no bathroom around and tries to act like it is benefiting the earth

Friend 1: Yo, I need to help a tree grow
Friend 2: That sounds like a nice thing to do
Friend 1: Yup!

by Kesh123 September 27, 2015

one tree hill

A TV show on the WB. Dawson's creek with basketballs.

"Did you see One Tree Hill last night?"
"Yeah those guys are hot!"

by THE BITCH ! October 25, 2003

dead tree media

Newspapers and magazines, as opposed to talk radio and the Blogosphere.

I picked up the Times in the bus station the other day. Nothing in that dead tree media!

by octopod April 20, 2006

tree top piru

A blood set started in Camilla Ga that started in the 70's

Hey don't fuck with Stephen smith he's tree top piru

by Show love September 20, 2013

Awkward Llama-tree

Taking the essence of the "Awkward Llama" and the "Awkward Palm Tree" to create a symbol of utmost awkwardness.

The Awkward Llama-tree is formed by taking both hands and creating two "Awkward Llama" poses, and then taking these and following the "Awkward Palm Tree" formula, substituting these llamas for the "limp-wristed hands".

Jackie: "Oh hey, guess what boys!"

Man 1: "You had sex with random men?"

Jackie: "Nope! Guess again!"

Man 2: "You're a whore?"

Jackie: "Haha, true, but not what I was thinking!"

Man 3: "You gained self-respect for yourself, and decided to join a feminist group?"

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*Awkward Llama-tree is performed*

by Sniper076 April 6, 2009