Tactical Jerk

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025

tatich

a family of slave owners in the northern panhandle

ya know, that tatich boy owns a plantation over yonder

by yenomb March 8, 2025

Testicle wrap

When you grab your gigantic nutsack and wrap it around your thigh

Person 1: My balls are so big and are always in the way, what should I do?
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.

by PissBlaster27 March 31, 2025

Tactical sickie

Planning a sick day from work in advance by telling your colleagues the day before that you don’t feel well, thus planting the seed that you may be ill. Usually when there’s nothing wrong with you and you already have other plans.

I’m not going into work tomorrow, already told my boss I was feeling ill today, pulling a tactical sickie tomorrow.

by Cannonball Taffio Jones April 6, 2025

Tactical

(with respect to a point in time (or space))

An adjective used to attach an expected delayed arrival to an otherwise precise date.

Alternatively also used to attach an expected imprecision to an otherwised fixed meeting place.

Gabi: "Let's meet at a tactical 12:15."

*Maja is on time, Rosi isn't*

Maja: "Where is Rosi?"

Gabi: "Don't blame him, we agreed on a tactical date."

Maja "Fair."

by Tactical Tactician April 9, 2025

Testical Tunnel

When you have long testicals and you feel a bit horny so you stick it up your ass and jerk off. Boom, the testical tunnel makes you cum more sometimes.

Dude1: "Yoo, have you tried the Testical Tunnel yet?"
Dude2: "Nah man, ill have to try it out when i get home"

by bigdbman April 10, 2025

Testicle Monster

Someone that tickles your balls as they suck you off.

"My friend is a testicle monster"

by ClashRoyaleKing May 16, 2025