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Fart Taco

The act of unexpectedly consuming someone else's flatulence in a public setting. Followed by the continually opening and closing of your mouth In a feeble attempt to be able to breathe without tasting shit-thus looking like you're eating a taco. There are varying degrees of spiciness as far as the fart taco goes:

-mild: oh, that's interesting

-medium: Who farted!?
-hot: eyes start to water
-spicy: May have to remove yourself from the immediate area
-5 alarm Louisiana jalepeño ghost pepper: DEAR GOD I DONT THINK I'LL BE ABLE TO BREATHE RIGHT AGAIN!(at this point you are either vommiting, crying, or permanently stuck in the fetal position. Paralysis follows shortly.
"I was sitting at the bar, and out of no where my mouth tasted like shit. I just ate a fart taco"

"Mak, farted and everyone around her got to enjoy her fart tacos!"
by rasta shoes December 24, 2016
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Raining Taco

When you give a girl a cream pie and she stands over you to let it drip back into your mouth.
Damn Wanda did a raining taco to me last night.
by Shlongscicle June 1, 2019
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taco hole

A faux insult that sounds offensive. Also a taco shaped hole.
A.) Dont squirt me with the hose, you taco hole!

B.) Look at that taco hole, my taco fits perfectly.
by B429 February 7, 2009
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Taco Knocker

A female who is known to perform a sexual act with another female known as "Knocking Tacos" bumping uglies instead of the use of a male
She is fine, huh. Too bad the bitch is a Taco Knocker.
by DICK,DICKll,LADYDICK December 7, 2009
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Shirt Taco

The act of wearing a t-shirt and no bottoms, thus exposing ones pink taco.
My girlfriend had some serious shirt taco going on last night.
by The Shirt Cock January 24, 2011
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titty tacos

The act of placing taco making materials in between a large breasted girls tits, and nom noming all night long.
Man, i'd like to make titty tacos inbetween her titties.
by TacoKing0192 January 24, 2011
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Jimboy's Tacos

The best taco's on the west coast. Lots of cheese. Grease coats the box. Meaty. Freshly Made. And the resteraunts usually look pretty trashy, but it's worth it.
Cool Guy 1: "Bro, I went to Jimboy's Tacos and got a six box, and ate them. Their crunchy yet soft greasy shells with layers of cheese and meat just tantalizes my tastebuds."

Guy 2: "I'm jealous"."
by TACOlover1235 December 4, 2010
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