too cramer

A statement so astoundingly devoid of intelligence, so revved down to the lowest level of imbecility, so devoid of substance or logic, that it justifies coining a new verb, "too cramer", to designate this utter extreme of, hopeless,
illogicality, incompetence, and tomfoolery.
If you believe that every bad thing in the world happens because of jews, you are too cramer.
by Ben H. Cramer March 26, 2008
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Too many tups in the pen.

over crouded by men compared to women
fuck me theres "Too many tups in the pen." lads, lets go to the next pub
by welshy2k11 April 20, 2011
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Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”
After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck
by Captain Rabbit November 24, 2023
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too shook to look

When you wake up in the morning and look ugly as fuck and know it but don’t want to confirm it
Damn I bet I look like yesterday’s shit! Well I’m too scared to look anyways! I’m way too shook to look
by Kermit-the-frog March 21, 2018
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too much to think

Like "too much to drink".
You're thinking too much into things and you're driving yourself and others around you crazy, like someone who's had too much to drink.
Guy: Yo, I think that Megan in homeroom is throwing hints at me, since she did the same stuff to her ex not too long ago!
Guy 2: I think you've had too much to think.
by 9709 January 01, 2022
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i am too baguette for this

when your french amigo is incapable of understanding what is going on/being said
oh i went up the apple and pears

i dont know what that means, i am too baguette for this
by bobconcarni November 04, 2023
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