Essentially you pump around three litres of ice dragon cider into your nasty girlfriend's arse which you then plug using your member, hanging onto her hair (preferablly pig tails) you shake that bitch up like a fizzy drink then ride her half way down the stairs. At this point pull out and let the ice dragon propell you both towards the bottom of the staircase. Pull hard on her hair and try to face plant that tramp against the door. If successful, teeth marks will be evident along with her bloodstained face.
"I rocket rode that fat potato faced caroline so hard her teeth got stuck in the door"
"I'm a motherfucking ice dragon rocket rider!"
"I'm a motherfucking ice dragon rocket rider!"
by walker brian February 19, 2008
Get the Ice dragon rocket ridermug. Used to describe a shocking and/or unbelievable story, usually involving 2 or more nouns that are not typically thought of together
We told Paul and his friends about our first trip to Michigan, and they loved hearing about the poo and the Doritos bag! Such a cow and rocket launcher story...
by flo0325 January 25, 2012
Get the cow and rocket launcher storymug. 1. a man and or woman who like cocks travelling at the speeds of light.
2. a case of scorching chlamydia on a mans penis
2. a case of scorching chlamydia on a mans penis
1. frick your friend jasmine enjoyed my flaming cock rocket so much!
2. last night, your dad was walking around and i saw his flaming cock rocket, it was disgusting
2. last night, your dad was walking around and i saw his flaming cock rocket, it was disgusting
by GIGANTUS COCKIS July 6, 2011
Get the flaming cock rocketmug. Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine: This is a theoritical rocket engine that is based on the principles of cause an effect. Artificial lightning is discharged towards an ionized gas. When the lightning strikes the gas, it propels the craft forward at near the speed of light. The engine is designed to be used in the vacuum of space under zero gravity.
The engine was first theorized by a Christian science fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot in one of his short stories.
The engine was first theorized by a Christian science fiction writer named Victor Darnell Hadnot in one of his short stories.
Lightning Propulsion Rocket Engine: is used to propel a spacecraft near the speed of light. The engine that is used to move a spacecraft at the speed of light. Any rocket engine that makes use of artificial lightning to propel a spacecraft near the speed of light.
by Dr. Patricia Pystrum January 10, 2010
Get the Lightning Propulsion Rocket Enginemug. A sex act involving a creme filled donut. A man sticks his erect penis into a creme filled donut. The woman then jerks the man off until ejaculation where the women will be covered in both semen and Bavarian creme.
Jeff: Audrey came home with a box of Duncan donuts. I think it's safe to say she really wanted a columbus crotch rocket.
by Herroguy May 16, 2014
Get the columbus crotch rocketmug. by Muskie13 November 4, 2010
Get the Georgia Snot Rocketmug. When you stick mentos inside a vegina then put a 2 liter of coke bottle inside and watch it shoot out like a rocket.
by Caption ginger beard February 21, 2019
Get the Afganistan rocket launchersmug.