squirrel talk

(n): A topic of discussion that can not easily be relayed or understood by text message.

(v) -talking: 1. The act of trying to communicate by text message something that is too complicated to be explained in 160 characters.

2. Making up for the lack of characters by sending a continuous message that spans over multiple texts.

(n): Kate: "Want to hear my philosophy on life?"

Benjamin: "Save the squirrel talk for when we're in person."

(v): "My mom just got text messaging, and expects me to relay the events of my life daily. I CAN'T SPEND MY LIFE SQUIRREL TALKING TO THE TEXT MESSAGE INEPT!!!"

by Piqueaboo September 11, 2009

Car Talk

When you drive around or stop somewhere with a friend and spill all your deepest secrets.

Want to go have a car talk- I’ve been going through it.

by Yassss123 March 17, 2022

Talk in cursive

To talk at a fast pace, to the point where one is slurring their words. Popularized by Boomhauer from King of the Hill and John Moschitta Jr, who did commercials for FedEx and Micro Machines.

“Our New York tour guide was talking so fast, I couldn’t comprehend a damn thing he said!” - Jake

“He’s a motor mouth! He likes to talk in cursive! Truth be told, he reminds me of the Micro Machines spokesperson.” - Julie

by GoGetterCFerg July 13, 2020

Talking to Taylor

Sucking dick

"What took you so long in the bathroom?"
"Oh...I was talking to Taylor "

by RIPGOGOSUSHI February 17, 2017

tummy talk

When your stomach rips open exposing its mouth and talks to you about your sexual history.

Man that tummy talk last night was really awkward and now I have to get stitches in my abdomen to make sure it doesn't happen again

by Jubblyjube August 1, 2016

unsport talking

The Art of relating two unrelated sports to anger someone. answering questions of one sport with Using stats and players and positions of another sport

earlier: "Do you think the Celtics will win?"
"I Don't know they have a weak pitching staff"
"what the fuck. that doesn't even make any sense"

dude earlier i was unsport talking ethan. it pissed him off so much.

by zedly December 18, 2012

Car Talk

The act of watching porn in the car with your boys without masturbating

You tryna have a car talk?

by Notmobla January 28, 2021