jess shave

jess shave is very small she likes to drink all the time sometimes she is a lesbian not a surprise as her favourite number is 15:) watch out for jess she might sit on u and u can’t get up

jess shave is cool

by youmumhaha777 March 3, 2022

thighs save lives

That one goth girl on Instagram who is a paid moderator in the discord server you're in that posts thigh and monster pics and you're too scared to follow so you just like every signal photo because you're a fucking creep and hope they both will and won't notice.
the fuck

She set her bio “thighs save lives”
You: Damn thighs save lives
Decent Humane Society: what the fuck

by femboyorgans March 8, 2022

Dry Shave

Sometimes also known as a Dutch Rub. When one person, usually a male, puts another and most often smaller male in a headlock and then proceeds to rub his knuckles rapidly across the other's scalp with the usual intention of humiliating his victim.

He made fun of me for writing poetry, so I waited until his close friends were present and I gave him a dry shave.

by BigSick March 21, 2022

mr seavert

A fat, ugly, horrific piece of doodoo.

If your name is Mike Seavert and you are right now seeing this,

you are horrific and it's overwhelming how you put up with this every day. Quit, go to bora bora, leave, go to a gym, do anything else but stay here.

Bora Bora awaits!!

"Mr seavert is a fat ugly piece of shit you know I wanna do?"
"what...?"
"Jinx him falling down a flight of stairs and seeing it"

by imdownpapi March 29, 2022

Kumalala Savesta

Words used to describe goofy handsome lightskins like Kumalala, Savesta, Drake or Stephen Curry.

-The Kumalala Savesta niggas are goofy af

-Ong, but they are funny as hell

by Sir Quandale Dingle May 31, 2022

Kumalala Savesta

The Kumalala and Savesta tag team.

Kumalala Savesta are gonna kill Chesta today

by LeEpicestEpic June 8, 2022

Captain Saveahoe

When you're an Amazon Driver and you have to rescue people that can't finish a route by them selves or have to finish there route for a plethora of various reasons

His van died on route and I had to go play Captain Saveahoe.

by WiselSkielGrannel September 2, 2022