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Danger spoon

Danger spoon? That sounds like something you'd hear on like urban dictionary doesn't it? Fucking danger spoon it's like some weird sex move.
"Slow car ahead, slow on spoon"
"What? Danger?"
"Danger spoon."
by Mew_Cilon June 7, 2024
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1 Guy 2 Spoons

A video of a guy popping his eyes out with 2 spoons.
Henry: Hey Kai did you see the 1 Guy 2 Spoons video
Kai: Yeah it was insane, why would he even do that!?
by Arti_i June 25, 2024
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Seattle spoon wheel

Strap sexual partner to a poll fixed to a wheel. Spin the wheel causing the pole and partner to rotate. Extend out a cold metal spoon and allow the spinning partners privates to light graze the chilled spoon.
I got freeze burn from doing the Seattle Spoon Wheel
by Afakename June 27, 2024
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Spoon hit

Dude im hurtin can you hook me up? Bro all I have is a spoon hit but it'll get you well!
by Donald Trump & Joe Biden July 15, 2024
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Spoon

Another genius "man-made" (Which I think is complete bollocks, but as of writing this, the authorities are keeping a strict watch on me, cancelling the opportunity to properly inform the masses how spoons were really discovered) invention.

It's an utensil; the kind of utensil to eat solid foods, or liquid foods that have solid stuff inside (like soups, but those don't exist so you shouldn't worry about it).

Back then, they were used in ceremonies to demonstrate utter dominance. Unfortunately, not many concepts that happen to be good stick around for too long, and in the modern day, everyone has access to them, which is utter bogus because it would be way funnier if only the rich could afford them.

There's also other utensils, which I will briefly (although not fondly) skim over;

1. Forks, which are like spoons, but directly downgraded to the point of not being able to recognize them. Multiple people think forks are a sign that human inventions should have their limits.

2. Sporks, which no one agrees with the existence of. Sporks are the unagreeable fusion of a spoon and a fork. No one takes sporks seriously, and it's only fair you do the same.

3. Knifes, which do not resemble forks or spoons, it's doing its own thing; you can't eat with it, but it makes eating stuff easier. It's confusing, which is why people prefer using knives to kill the unwanted cousin at the family reunion instead of using them to cut food.
You either die a spoon, or live long enough to see yourself become a spork
by GiantEnemyAnt July 19, 2024
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spoon lizard

Describes a woman with a pussy so big and loose that the lips of it can wrap around you and spoon you.
Because his girlfriend is such a spoon lizard, he never has to worry about being cold when they are in bed.
by BabeNotBae December 2, 2022
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Tiny spoon

If anyone ever gives you a tiny spoon to eat you dessert with instead of a big spoon then it means they love you
“They gave me a tiny spoon they must really like me
by Bin.Fin December 6, 2022
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