Dirty Sailor

When a horny guy punches a girl in the nose so it starts to bleed and then cums up it.

David: Hey baby can i break your nose so i can cum up it aka Dirty Sailor?
Alexa: Hell ya baby, lets hope it bleeds alot.

by love to dirty sail January 9, 2010

smooth sailor

1. Four shots of Sailor Jerry's

2. Strawberry- 5
3. Banana- 1/2
4. Coconut- 1/2 cup
5. Pineapple- 1 cup

We just drank three smooth sailors and I am not going to remember this in the morning.

by Good Ebening November 4, 2009

irish sailor

when a man ejaculates in the nostril of a woman, who then snorts it up and spits it out like a lugi

havin sex and a guy blows in her nose and then spits it out after snorting it into her mouth and then says you got the irish sailor

by little dick46 September 26, 2010

Snaildos

Australian “company” owned by Zara Soonich(NOT real name) which makes “powerful” discord bots with “original” functions . This “legal” company also runs a few game servers(Minecraft, Terraria) that “have players online every day”. The Minecraft server is for bedrock only, and features “amazing” minigames, “awesome” survival and the recent creative update.
All quotes from this definition is from the owner himself.

-Dude did you join snailDOS Minecraft server?
-Yes, and unfortunately it was bad.
Actual quote from an actual player

by minecrafter23333 November 2, 2019

sailor's wife

A woman who's husband is out at sea and thus available for hanky panky.

Have you ever gotten blown by a sailor's wife?

by Bill the Cat May 13, 2008

saail

A ugly guy that acts tough and thinks that he is sexy and can get girls but he cant. He tries to be cool when he is not he is a complete joke and a failure to humanity.

Ugh. I hate that guy he is so saail

by Pussydestroyer93 February 16, 2018

Salty Sailor

When you work up a nice ball sweat throughout the day and have a chick suck on your ballsack during fellatio; One of the many sex moves popularized by Richard Nixon

Damn woman, you sure know how to suck balls! You like that salty sailor, don't you?

by TheGiraffe March 25, 2010