Salty Cider

A Salty Cider is performed the morning after a night of copious cider drinking. Upon waking you find either your partner or nearest willing recipient and proceed to fill their mouth with your steaming, warm, cider urine.

The morning after a furious cider keger, Jill wanted nothing more than to give Jack a Salty Cider.

by Whisky Beard October 12, 2019

Salty

someone who loves to say salty every two seconds and and is the only one who is actually upset

salty salty you are just salty

by salty is the only word i say August 18, 2019

Salty Cunt

Emma Manning, you know the pregnant one.

Dude fuck that salty cunt she was being a huge bitch.

by Salty Cunt August 19, 2019

salty edward

A circle of smoked cheese wrapped around some ridge cut salted crisps

Man I could sure do with smashing a few salty Edwards into my repugnant shmeckle

by Shrivelled dingus August 22, 2019

Salty

Cassie

Cassie is salty, salty is Cassie

by HonnnnnnnnneeeeeeyyyyyBadger December 15, 2017

Salty Santa

When a male ejaculates onto a someones (usually lovers) face and allows it to dry up, thus forming a greyed beard like santa.

Woman - "I let david give me a salty santa last christmas"

by rettican December 15, 2017

salty nachos

A form of gay foreplay including one man ejaculating onto a chip and feeding it to his partner

“Hey man before we start this thing, let’s have a salty nacho first” salty nachos- noun

by J-ezzle April 21, 2018