The Holden Rule

Rob unto me and receive a bullet unto you.

Dont forget "the holden rule" if you plan on robbing people

by El conquistadorr May 14, 2022

Rule 9007

What can be abused,will be abused

Bro 1:,,Bro did you hear about this new op weapen?"
Bro 2:,,im so gonna rule 9007 this crap

by Mistergerhald June 21, 2022

International Rules

The international rule states the only acceptable instance where intercourse is ok with someone other than your significant other is when they are in France and the person committing the act is Vegan.

“Hold up, didn’t your girlfriend cheat on you bruh?” “I guess not. International Rules. I was in France.”

by Nice Hairline Kid August 16, 2018

The 3M Rule

A method by which one can evaluate a man for hotness, the rule consists of three parts: 1 man, 1 minute, 1 metre. One man because many men confuse the senses, one minute to allow the surge of hormones to subside, one metre because everyone looks better the further away they are.

I thought he was a total fox but it must've been my beer goggles because when I got up close and used the 3M Rule, I realised that he was a dog!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 20, 2011

Rule 2334567

There are only 1001 rules on the internet. If you looked this up you a fucking idiot

Hey John what’s Rule 2334567 of the internet

Jim you have to be the dumbest person to exist on the dying rock

by Professional Dumbass February 11, 2021

the aquarius rule

you can mourn a relationship 1 day for every month you dated.

the aquarius rule is real i didn’t make it up

by yourstepsis'ssidecvhick August 29, 2023

the netflix rule

If you want to watch any specific movie at a given moment, whatever it is, it will not be available on Netflix.

I wanted to watch insert movie you want to watch right now so I checked it up on Netflix...it wasn’t there so I rented it on Amazon instead. (sigh) the netflix rule strikes again.

by Netdixs January 21, 2018