pump driver

Pump Drivers: predominantly female drivers who "camp" out in the passing lane then lose track of what they are doing, letting their foot off the gas a little causing a decrease in speed by 5-10 mph. If these pumpers see you trying to pass they realize they let off the gas a little too much and speed up making it difficult to pass, they often like to hover next to another vehicle making passing impossible on smaller highways. If you manage to get in front of said driver they speed up and pass you as if you offended them in some manner magically finding the accelerator as they whip past you 5-15 over the speed limit. After successfully getting back in front of you only 1-2 miles later being in the same predicament as before causing the victim of their stupidity anger and frustration. If you experienced this or a situation like this congratulations you just met the "pump driver" or pumper for short.

I got stuck behind a pump driver and couldn't pass for 8 miles.

by BecauseBacon March 3, 2014

pump pad

A residence other than your primary dwelling that one uses to hook up.

Hey bro, these ladies are on my jock, my moms staying in my apt. Can I use your basement as my pump pad.

by Adult bar March 15, 2014

pumpin

Pronunciation: pOOhmpeen (poo-mpee-n) Pumpin: sing., masc.
Word in croatian language from dubrovnik dialect whitch was borrowed from italian pompino: blowjob.

Mala je dobra na pumpinā. -This girllittle one female is good blowjober.

'Ajde mi učini pumpin. -Come on, give me a blowjob.
Učinila mi je pumpin u autu. -She gave me a blowjob in a car.

by kekistanian123 March 22, 2017

river pump

The act, or effect, of exercising (push ups etc.) just before embarking on an intertube trip down the river. This temporarily enlarges your muscles, with the desired result being a more impressive appearance to the opposite sex.

Instead of tying up the raft he was on the bank working on his river pump.

by T. H. Wilson May 31, 2006

sneaky pumpin

When A Certain Couple Are Having Sex, Trying To Keep It Secret But Everyone Knows They Are At It.

Exibit A - "Hey. Those Guys Are Away Into The Tent Alone. I Wonder What They Are Doing?!"
Exibit B - "Sneaky Pumpin Man, Sneaky Pumpin"

by Ronan Duffy November 19, 2007

Fetus pump

When a man puts his schlong into a woman's belly button and shooting his masquerade of goodness directly into her stomach, forming a fetus. This is usually happens right after a falcon punch, in which the woman has lost their baby.

Girl 1: *Crying* I am 5 months pregnant and this man just falcon punched me!

Guy 1: Sweet. Fetus pump?

by Dylster69 September 29, 2009

Heart pumper

A girl/boy who makes your heart pump faster every time you see or talk to her/him. Similar to eye candy. So charming and really good looking that your heart feels as if its pumping a great deal.

John passed by Staci
Staci turned around to her friend Beth and said "John is such a heart pumper!" Beth replied with a wry goofy smile on her face "He really is a heart pumper! So georgus!"

by Anastasia Caraway December 20, 2010