Potato-Headed.

When someone looks like the parts of their face don't belong together, as if another person added random face pieces.

It looks like he's potato-headed.

by hiericas October 2, 2012

Couch potato

When a guy sits on the couch and smokes a cigarette while getting a blowjob

Hey you wanna play a drinking game?
No how about we play couch potato

by Mr susu November 21, 2018

Retarded Potato

Also known as Mohammed SALEH. Terrible at Apex. Might be illiterate

That is retarded Potato

by Wethebest09876 February 26, 2019

Potato Lumbago

Potato lumbago is the common pain for potatoes in there back the main source coming from people spelling potatoes wrong while its bad for the potatoes if you are infected with it... it will cause a constant pain of the brain

My cousin cant spell POTATOES hes now infected with POTATO LUMBAGO

by The_dictionaryadditioner December 30, 2018

Adam is a potato

A retarded chipmunk lookin head ass beaver

Oh my god, that kid Adam is a potato.

by Britney omg lawl August 11, 2018

Potato gems

The tiny pieces of potato that inevitably get stuck to the pan whenever you make tater tots.

Also what the Australians unfortunately call tator tots.

Do you want some potato gems tonight?

by Borego February 9, 2019

Potato bacon

The win to a win/lose situation.

I was in a wreck, ended up in the hospital. The Potato Bacon was my hot nurse.

by [e-mail] February 12, 2019